Thursday, May 30, 2019
Graduation Speech -- Graduation Speech, Commencement Address
When they were trying to find someone to give this speech they first asked the roughly intelligent, smart person they could find. But she turned them overthrow. So then they asked the most beautiful, lovely, attractive person they could find. She also turned them down. Next they asked the nicest, sweetest, kindest, most sincere person they could find. Then I decided it would be rude to turn them down three times in a row, so here I am.How many people here like tomato soup? Come on, bring out your hand if you like tomato soup. OK, thank you. That was a really simple question, you either like it or you dont. I wish high school had been that easy. However, as we all know, it wasnt.As the National Honor Society speaker, you probably expect me to speak about something very scholarly, but Im not....
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